Dammit!

Amber just read my blog and yelled at me because there was no mention of her, so...
Amber is my girlfriend, we've been together for 3 years, she's awesome and she makes me obscenely happy. Like, really obscene. So happy in fact, I usually get arrested in public for being way too fucking happy! That's what the cop put on the police report.

Well, hello!

Welcome to my first blog post! Well, technically not the first, I used to have another blog but I didn't use it for years, now they won't let me use it because they are the gay. Nonetheless, if you would like to read about my previous antics, head to www.davesfreshblogfool.blogspot.com I will update this one whenever I get home, which is fucking never.